09-04-2019, 08:26 PM
An entertaining way for the seaside town to deal with rebel gladiators was to run a sword through the gut of one of them and use him as shark bait. His companions were helpless as they felt the rising tide slapping against their balls. Their situation gave them all rock-hard boners and they shot their final wads. The townsfolk picnicked on the shore, and wagered on whether the sharks or the tide would finish off the trio.