(02-24-2021, 10:50 AM)bruffman Wrote: We should both train our ab muscles for a month with trunk curls, hanging knee raises etc so that we're both in top shape and well toned before our contest. Our ab muscles would be looking fine and well-defined.
On the day of the contest we'd check your double ended weapon to make sure both ends are the same sharpness. I think we should both strip naked facing each other and start the video camera. We place the weapon in the centre of our navels, then slowly embrace each other, pulling ourselves slowly together while we both get really hard with the anticipation. No hands are allowed to touch the weapon as it pushes into us, so that no-one can cheat by trying to push it harder into the opponent. We'd both gasp and moan as the pain increases then suddenly one end of the weapon pops into the base of one of our navels, tearing through the gut.
May the strongest man win.